you need to stop grabbing this girl’s ass in here before I call the cops buddy

this couple was touching and I audibly ewed at them and he stopped grabbing her ass. grow the fuck up!!!!!

engage pre-shift burrito and cigarette >:)

baby *puts on shades*

im just an emotionally volatile guy who smells bad

I dreamt someone printed out a bunch of hentai on my printer but I didn’t know where it was coming from and it kept printing even when I unplugged the printer

my ideal relationship is one where we skip right to being bitter about how close we used to be and how much fun we used to have

let me be your ex boyfriend

hungry but instead of eating

im gonna go back to sleep

ah yes.